Angrez...

Guess the feminine gender for the following words. It turns out to be quite interesting.
Statutory warning: Guessing the feminine gender is quite hazardous and causes creativity cancer. Only people who are completely jobless like me must venture. Article 666 of APRS.

Masculine:
1. Dog
2. Bachelor
3. Drake
4. Drone
5. Gander
6. Horse
7. Lord
8. Stag
9. Wizard
10. Baron
11. Jew
12. Instructor
13. Negro
14. Executor
15. Fox
16. Jack-ass
17. Peacock


At least attempt all of them and check out the answers below.

Feminine:
1. Bitch
2. Spinster/maid
3. Duck
4. Bee
5. Goose
6. Mare
7. Lady
8. Hind
9. Witch
10. Baroness
11. Jewess
12. Instructress
13. Negress
14. Executrix
15. Vixen
16. Jenny-ass
17. Peahen


If you got
more than 7 correct - cool
less than 7 correct - can chill better
jack-ass/ fox/ executor correct - nerd!


PS:
If you are sufficiently bored, even Wren and Martin can entertain you!

TC HF

Far from closure

Rarely do I find it in someone...
But when I do, it is unparallel
Emotions stir up as nothing can be done...
And to vent them, I say and tell.

But now that you seek
or so I think
I kissed life's cheek
Only to let love touch brink.

Like showers of rain which are part of a cycle
My heart stoops down at the end of the debacle.
"Please stay with me forever", I wish to say before the low
But you do depart from solemn prospects to create more woe

In the end I praise Her for the thoughts that I vocalize
or at least in this blog I tend to verbalize.


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The Eric Cartman philosophy

Man says to nature: "Hey... Respect my authoritaaa!"
Nature replies: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
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