Angrez...

Guess the feminine gender for the following words. It turns out to be quite interesting.
Statutory warning: Guessing the feminine gender is quite hazardous and causes creativity cancer. Only people who are completely jobless like me must venture. Article 666 of APRS.

Masculine:
1. Dog
2. Bachelor
3. Drake
4. Drone
5. Gander
6. Horse
7. Lord
8. Stag
9. Wizard
10. Baron
11. Jew
12. Instructor
13. Negro
14. Executor
15. Fox
16. Jack-ass
17. Peacock


At least attempt all of them and check out the answers below.

Feminine:
1. Bitch
2. Spinster/maid
3. Duck
4. Bee
5. Goose
6. Mare
7. Lady
8. Hind
9. Witch
10. Baroness
11. Jewess
12. Instructress
13. Negress
14. Executrix
15. Vixen
16. Jenny-ass
17. Peahen


If you got
more than 7 correct - cool
less than 7 correct - can chill better
jack-ass/ fox/ executor correct - nerd!


PS:
If you are sufficiently bored, even Wren and Martin can entertain you!

TC HF

The symphony of irony

10 things you're NOT obliged to do in my university...

1. Study and expect a good grade

2. Not study and expect a bad grade

3. Check your mail/scrap/post/comments etc. with a decent net speed

4. Think that the factor of luck in your accomplishments is feeble

5. Assume that you will be sufficiently exposed to the opposite sex

6. Think that you'll definitely be placed in the company which requires the skills you've acquired through your degree

7. Expect voluptuousness

8. Think that you'll be productive in some way or the other

9. Take it for granted that value is only added and not stripped

10. To think that the hierarchy will be able to appreciate expressions like this post...

Of course there are more like sophomore year fun, good food etc., but you can add them in the comments. :D

Ma First Post.

This is my first blog.
And this is my first post...
I dedicate this post to
1. Me and my family
2. My friends
3. My enemies
4. My professors
5. My career and
6. Something that's not mine in any way...


What can one get from this blog?
Updates about me and the scenarios I manage to get myself wedged in...
My own philosophy with a pinch of humour, 1 tsp of spirituality and a whole cup of gratitude ground with resentment...
And some material to read and observe.

C ya all soon.