LAAF AAVUT LAAVUD

You've got to do these things...

1. Go to a high profile Rbk/Nike etc. showroom...

You: Excuse me... How much is this?
Shop-person: Sir, that's a G-series shoe.. latest in the Indian market. It's for 2700 sir... 1786 after discount.

You: 'How about 450? I just spoke to Ganesh Footwear. He said he'd give a similar one for 400!"


2. Visit a Multiplex, watch a movie and go home. Go back to the theatre a day or two later. Stand in the queue for the tickets and say 'Bhai regularly ata rehta hoon. dene ka daam bolo; nahin to mein wholesale multiplex ko chala jaoonga!'

3. You are in the middle of a management lecture.
Stand up and say - 'Sir what if the manager has to go to the toilet in the middle of a meeting that he scheduled?'.. Should he raise his pinky and go "Excuse me miss!"

4. You are in an interview and the interviewer offers you some tea... You take the cup, sip some tea with a whizzing noise and say 'saar, kuch chandni vale biskut mangvaiye na saar'

5. Keep your gtalk/facebook status message: 'having sex'

6. Open the dictionary and look up the word 'dictionary'

7. Watch the movie 'Ocean's Eleven' in TELUGU/TAMIL

8. Watch the programme 'Simpoo's Super Hits' in channel V. (Hilarious dialogues...)

9. Drink a cocktail of coconut water, vodka and vinegar (that's what I did to write this post)

10. Read this post.

Dear readers... please add more of such in the comments.