Showing posts with label out of the box. Show all posts
Showing posts with label out of the box. Show all posts

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Gespräch

God: (smiling and sneering simultaneously)
Human: I want you to say "cool"
God: Cool
Human: (in a very poised manner) I want one
God: An answer?
Human: (nods)
God: What's the question?
Human: (shrugs)
God: Then, first ask the question.
Human: (after a while) Is it true that the question itself is the answer?
God: What?! That's nonsense
Human: So, then there's no question?
God: No. no. no... There is 'the question'. Okay... let me tell you ... The truth is ... "There's no answer."
And the question is "WHY DOES THE QUESTION NOT HAVE AN ANSWER?"

God disappears...
Human disappears...
Salvation.

PS: People who can't move on quickly will mentally and truly become OLD.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

!...!

Hail the world, there're no rules in brain's spa
riding and revealing with a plethora of thoughts

hail the world, there're no rules in brain's spa
Titillating are the effects like an idea-froth

and then come the negative energies like a pack
after the innocent mind admits its fall

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lying around in blood would be the brain's spa
persistent, it rejuvenates and kills the anathema

low and slow it picks up a good call
yearning and craving for a never-ending panorama.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

?-?

Holi--> Bhaang--> My friend

it si like two minds have been switched on...

I am definitely great and i admire me becaousd i wrote this while iam still high know.

nono


memory loss
not exactly butr typing really hard.... memory gone but keeps coming back reminding that memore can be lost like this.


wait
wsait

u realise power of drug and it sccares you... because you are sckared of the power.

may be you experiment..
thats wy i got and admire me

enough

its like a porgram that is run
shluod experience but not addict.
i am completely happy with this world and it sould stay. but how long??limarikka


very straining... to do stuff

super lethargic that's why forgettin


no focus no focus no focus see impoetant

Friday, August 28, 2009

Musical musings


Long Long ago...(actually just a few days ago), a guy was sitting in a numerical analysis class in the last bench. The subject was dry, the day was hot, the atmosphere was sultry, the mood was dull and the guy was sleepy. So, to avoid the embarrassment of him being caught sleeping by the instructor, he started writing a song... it worked... he didn't sleep. Btw you must be knowing this guy(since you are reading this blog).
Note: U will have a much elevated feel if you try singing the song along in your own tune.... the tune you build gives you an idea of your mood too!
Here goes...

Flowing through this life, I find some love...
Quitting and relaxing is a choice not now...

Chorus:
I can't see the light clearly... but
I do perceive affection dearly...
I want to be the most neglected...
I want to be the most attended...
Oh....


There's a hope here in these woods...
Killing and betraying seems too rude...
You and I can see what its like...
But only I can feel the things alike...

Chorus...

(All music in your head must stop now and try to sing a solo here...)
When I do these things.....When they feel the stings.....
Emotions span the head and the nail.....True wisdom is never to bail...... never... to... bail...




Spl. thanks to Cello Maxriter.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Falling In Groove

















New lives started intertwining in the loops of the cosmos...
In the centre was the crux of the universe, guiding the loops...
Serving the laws and binding to the flaws, a path was being laid...
Heavens blessed those who had the will to tread this path...
Anonymous signs indicated of hope and satisfaction at the end of the path...
Novices dreaded the journey and the brave longed for it...
The traveller started his odyssey with great strength...
He was none other than TIME himself...
It was the path of DESTINY that emerged...




PS: The next post might take indefinite time for me to generate ...
Pic clicked on the way to Madurai.

Friday, July 3, 2009

LAAF AAVUT LAAVUD

You've got to do these things...

1. Go to a high profile Rbk/Nike etc. showroom...

You: Excuse me... How much is this?
Shop-person: Sir, that's a G-series shoe.. latest in the Indian market. It's for 2700 sir... 1786 after discount.

You: 'How about 450? I just spoke to Ganesh Footwear. He said he'd give a similar one for 400!"


2. Visit a Multiplex, watch a movie and go home. Go back to the theatre a day or two later. Stand in the queue for the tickets and say 'Bhai regularly ata rehta hoon. dene ka daam bolo; nahin to mein wholesale multiplex ko chala jaoonga!'

3. You are in the middle of a management lecture.
Stand up and say - 'Sir what if the manager has to go to the toilet in the middle of a meeting that he scheduled?'.. Should he raise his pinky and go "Excuse me miss!"

4. You are in an interview and the interviewer offers you some tea... You take the cup, sip some tea with a whizzing noise and say 'saar, kuch chandni vale biskut mangvaiye na saar'

5. Keep your gtalk/facebook status message: 'having sex'

6. Open the dictionary and look up the word 'dictionary'

7. Watch the movie 'Ocean's Eleven' in TELUGU/TAMIL

8. Watch the programme 'Simpoo's Super Hits' in channel V. (Hilarious dialogues...)

9. Drink a cocktail of coconut water, vodka and vinegar (that's what I did to write this post)

10. Read this post.

Dear readers... please add more of such in the comments.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Happytite!

On public demand, here on your favourite channel, we present... the happy recipe.

Take a bowl (your mind)
Add three cups of satisfaction (physical, mental and spiritual)
Churn this well with one and a half table spoons of freshly prepared-altruism
Heat the mixture on some time-bath till the colour (essence) changes to plain white(purity).
Dip this cake in a bowl of love till it is completely soaked and then sprinkle (for decoration) some nice personal

achievement ...as per taste. Happiness is ready to be served...

Note: The decorative item is not the crux of the recipe. Use it wisely.

The above recipe serves one.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Hail 'Bitsian spirit'

Hey all..
I know I showed the following to many people.... but I'm really proud or rather boosted by this creation of mine. Plus this is my tribute to my rocking campus life at BITS Pilani. God made BITS.

THE ROUTINE
The night slowly started slipping into the horizon and the sun nudged himself into the sky.
Enthusiastically, the twilight started brushing all the flora into consciousness while a part of the fauna began dozing off.
Curious about the happenings of the day before and anxious of the dawning times, the sparrows started whispering.
Every second carefully helped the "ambience" kill the "silence" and "hope" reigned again.
The biosphere started raining fresh energy; a majority being contributed by the two legged creatures.
As the sun soared through the skies, "routine" started to surround "creativity".
Just as the sun reached the apogee of the horizon, a sub-conscious hunger began to manifest itself.
And then rose a potential mind...
And then appeared a humbled soul...
And then awoke a BITSIAN!


The next post won't be very soon.... till then adityos...!