MunnaR

Visiting Kerala this whole week with family!

Revering Rev

It was about 44 degrees outside... The heat was killing me... I was riding on my middle-class, less luxurious, high mileage-yielding bike on the six lane road. The hot puffs of air hitting my face made me want to just quit driving and find some shade to simply lie down. I had quite a distance to go and my speed startled me. The traffic light was about to turn red and there were two cars ahead of me. These cars were in front of me for the past half an hour. Both were built for vrooming speeds and looked like hot super models of the car-world.
I had to get past these cars at any cost or I would be stuck there for the next 65 seconds without movement. So, I recklessly squeezed my slimbie between the two awesome upholstry clad beasts and zoomed past them just escaping when the signal was
orange.
Aahhh.... freedom.... finally ... I was able to ride in the second gear!
I pitied all those other motorists who had to stay there on a beautiful, smooth, six-lane track and yet not even move an inch because of the typical muscle fatiguing Hyderabadi traffic jam with hot polluted air all around them.
:(
There is some form of incompetence in our inspirational methodology...
1. We bring a Volvo bus but do not maintain the roads for it.
2. We bring an alcoholic cool culture but do not know the likes of it.
3. We mimic a slang but can't pull it off.

*For hell's sake, we elect a leader and do not even bother to check if he/she is doing his/her job.

PS: Boredom reigns!

Angrez...

Guess the feminine gender for the following words. It turns out to be quite interesting.
Statutory warning: Guessing the feminine gender is quite hazardous and causes creativity cancer. Only people who are completely jobless like me must venture. Article 666 of APRS.

Masculine:
1. Dog
2. Bachelor
3. Drake
4. Drone
5. Gander
6. Horse
7. Lord
8. Stag
9. Wizard
10. Baron
11. Jew
12. Instructor
13. Negro
14. Executor
15. Fox
16. Jack-ass
17. Peacock


At least attempt all of them and check out the answers below.

Feminine:
1. Bitch
2. Spinster/maid
3. Duck
4. Bee
5. Goose
6. Mare
7. Lady
8. Hind
9. Witch
10. Baroness
11. Jewess
12. Instructress
13. Negress
14. Executrix
15. Vixen
16. Jenny-ass
17. Peahen


If you got
more than 7 correct - cool
less than 7 correct - can chill better
jack-ass/ fox/ executor correct - nerd!


PS:
If you are sufficiently bored, even Wren and Martin can entertain you!

TC HF

Far from closure

Rarely do I find it in someone...
But when I do, it is unparallel
Emotions stir up as nothing can be done...
And to vent them, I say and tell.

But now that you seek
or so I think
I kissed life's cheek
Only to let love touch brink.

Like showers of rain which are part of a cycle
My heart stoops down at the end of the debacle.
"Please stay with me forever", I wish to say before the low
But you do depart from solemn prospects to create more woe

In the end I praise Her for the thoughts that I vocalize
or at least in this blog I tend to verbalize.


/* dedicated to the word "crush"*/